"Big Fish" Lyrics

souncheck was the very first time that i saw her dancing
in the front row
she had arms and legs -- not gills or fins like something
you'd find in a fishy bowl
[grunt] i started hoping [snort] i started wishing
[squeal]i started hoping that i'd get my wish
but as the night went on she just got more ugly
i'm falling for another big fish at the soundcheck

soundcheck was done and so was the show and the
girl in question
she was ready to go
she said a "hey baby hey baby hey baby hey" do you
wanna stay here or ya wanna blow?
screw my first impression and my best intentions,
i went forth with no apprehension
drank a lot of beer, moved on without fear;
i changed my mind as well as my direction -- after soundcheck