"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" Lyrics

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate but not in is bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring, 36 24 36, hey
I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

You've got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealing with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball (yeah)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps nagging at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your backdoor man, hey

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Concrete shoes, cyanide, T.N.T. (done dirt cheap)
Neck ties, contracts, high voltage (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds, do anything you want me to (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Yeah