Adam Sandler - Memory Lane Lyrics

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Hey, it's great to have the four of us out on a road trip
again, this is gonna be fun!

Definitely! Yeah! This is gonna be awesome!

Whoah! Do you smell that skunk?

Yeah! Ew!

Ya know, even though it stinks, it kinda reminds me of
growin up...

Alright, alright, I can see that... Kinda reminds me of 
smellin weed!

Oh! Hahahaha!

It reminds me of smellin a pussy! 

Oh yeah! Hahahaha!

It reminds me of smellin an ass!

Alright, alright! Hahaha!

Reminds me of smellin a 60 year old guy's ass!

(car tires screech, doors open, guy thrown on ground, door closes)

Hey! Screw you guys! I am who I am! Deal with it!

Hehehehe! Whoah! Oh, man!

Glad we got rid of him, he was weirdin me out

God that was a little out there!

Hey, check it out, a water slide! Man, those things always
remind me of my 13th birthday party! Remember that?

I remember, I remember that. Yep!

It reminds me of that girl I met last summer who was a 
lifeguard at one of those things

She was unbelievable looking! 

It reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her 
dad went out of town we fooled around in his jacuzzi!

Oh yeah! I remember that!

It also reminds me of the time I saw this 60 year old man
slide down one of those things, and he was going so fast
his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there and stared
at his big, beautiful, hairy balls floppin around. 
Holy geez, I wanted to lick em!

(car tires screech, doors open, guy thrown on ground, door closes)

I hate you guys! You tricked me into saying that! You better
not tell anybody!

Oh my god! I always knew that guy was a little weird... hey
there's a pizza place, it smells awesome! 

It reminds me of the time when I used to work at a pizza place

It reminds me of the first date I had with this girl, Ginger. I
took her to a pizza place

Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and
then went over to a 60 year old man's house, and made him
fuck me in the ass in front of his kids! Hahahaha!

(car tires screech, doors open, guy thrown on ground, door closes)

Don't get all high and mighty! He wanted me to do it! Screw
you for judging me!

Oh man, they were all crazy... Hey, what's that?!

MOOOOO!!!!!!

OHMYGAWD! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

SCREEEEEECH!!!!!!!

BANG!

Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your
buddies have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don't 
throw them out of your car, or you will die.

Now enjoy the rest of the album!

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lyrics submitted by sumguy15 on 07-01-2005
lyrics corrected on 07-01-2005