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    "Colt 45" Lyrics

    Afroman

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    Genre:Hip-Hop, Rap
    Duration:00:00:00
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    [Afroman]
    Wait a minute man
    Hey check this out man tell it
    It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
    He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
    He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
    He stopped he took a deep breath he said
    Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
    You like that shit man
    Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
    Hey I'll tell you what
    We'll all have a good time
    We'll pull on the drug
    And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
    First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

    [CHORUS]
    said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
    we can go to the park, after dark
    smoke that tumbleweed
    as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
    singin' them dirty rap songs
    stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
    and sell tapes from here to hong kong
    so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
    Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
    skatin on Dayton rims
    so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
    if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

    well it was just sundown in small white town
    they call it east side palmdale
    when the afroman walked through the white land
    houses went up for sale
    well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
    when I met a little girl named Jan
    I let her ride in my caddy
    because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
    we fucked on the bed
    fucked on the floor
    fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
    then I fucked to the left (left)
    fucked to the right (right)
    she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
    thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
    got my ass lookin' like a zebra
    I put on my clothes and I was on my way
    until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
    and so I ran I jumped out the back window
    but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
    he beat me to the left
    he beat me to the right
    the motherfucker whooped my ass all night
    but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
    thats the best damn pussy I ever had
    got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
    I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

    [CHORUS]

    I met this lady in hollywood
    she had green hair but damn she looked good
    I took her to my house because she was fine
    but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

    I met this lady from Japan
    never made love with an african
    I fucked her once, fucked her twice
    I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

    Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
    I met a woman in the heart of Australia
    Had a big butt and big titties too
    So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

    See I met this woman from Hawaii
    stuck it in her ass and she said aiee
    lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
    then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

    I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
    said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
    I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
    I gave her my secert blend of herbs and spices

    said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
    we can go to the park, after dark
    smoke that tumbleweed
    as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
    singin' them dirty rap songs
    stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
    and sell tapes from here to hong kong

    I met dolly parton in Tennessee
    Her titties were filled with hennesee
    that country music really drove me crazy
    but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
    met this lady in oklahoma
    put that pussy in a coma
    met this lady in michigan
    I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
    met a real black girl down in south carolina
    fucked her until she turned into a white albina
    fucked this hooker in Iowa
    I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
    fucked this girl down in Georgia
    came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
    met this beautiful sexy hoe
    she just ran across the border of mexico
    fine young thing said her names maria
    I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
    I wanna get married but I cant afford it
    I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

    said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
    we can go to the park, after dark,
    smoke that tumbleweed
    as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
    singin' them dirty rap songs
    stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
    (hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
    and sell tapes from here to hong kong

    have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
    but the pussy just ain't no good
    I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
    plus you in the wrong neighborhood
    so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
    but it take her so long to come
    then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
    and he asks you where you from
    so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
    you start talkin' real fast
    but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
    so he start beatin' on you ass
    now your clothes all muddy
    your nose all bloody
    your dick was hard but now its soft
    you thought you had a girl to rock your world
    now you still gotta go jack off

    [chorus - until fade out]
    This song was last modified on February 8th, 2007.
    Thanks to Chelsea for the contribution to this song.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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       JDOGG1993 says:
      Like 004-11-2008 02:23
       
      dis song may be dirty, but it's da shit

      so fuckin' awesome!!!

      [i]i met this woman from hawaii, stuck it her ass and she aiiiiieeee!

       Krunkvile says:
      Like 024-12-2006 02:09
       
      I LOVE THIS SONGGGGGGGGG!!! HAHA!!! NASTY BUT TOO TOO FUNNY!
       broken_207 says:
      Like 026-06-2006 22:51
       
      LMAO i love this song, i always have it in my head... and when i heard this song first i was, er, under the influence also..

      "colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need!"
      I love Afroman lmao
       DuesXMachina says:
      Like 015-06-2006 22:04
       
      this song is craaaaazy good, gotta love the rap
      Like 022-05-2006 21:18
       
      Where can I get the single for Afroman Colt 45?
      my daughter would love to have this.
      Thanks in advance
       shanonanon says:
      Like 027-04-2006 20:43
       
      OMG! I LOVE THIS SONG! IT GOX MY SOX OFF!!!
      :
       Lilj0n says:
      Like 022-03-2006 15:48
       
      THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING SONG IN THE WORLD

       3x5comfwheel says:
      Like 012-01-2006 04:49
       
      funny funny song

      Like 004-08-2005 18:49
       
      i love this song
      wel... not as much as 'ecause i got high'tho
       ThugLover36m says:
      Like 018-06-2005 01:55
       
      haha yeah i love this song, its a great song to listen to when ur stoned
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