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Afroman - Colt 45 Lyrics

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TitleColt 45
AlbumAfroholic... The Even Better Times [2004], Track 3
Afroholic... The Even Better Times [2004], Track 10
GenreHip-Hop, Rap
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Song lyrics
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin on Dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
then I fucked to the left (left)
fucked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the motherfucker whooped my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time


I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I fucked her once, fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said aiee
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secert blend of herbs and spices

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
fucked her until she turned into a white albina
fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her names maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to come
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
so he start beatin' on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off

[chorus - until fade out]
submitted by Chelsea
corrected by Chelsea on February 8th, 2007

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0 likes - like | 04-11-2008 02:23 JDOGG1993 
1 posts
dis song may be dirty, but it's da shit

so fuckin' awesome!!!

[i]i met this woman from hawaii, stuck it her ass and she aiiiiieeee!

0 likes - like | 24-12-2006 02:09 Krunkvile 
74 posts
0 likes - like | 26-06-2006 22:51 broken_207 
81 posts
LMAO i love this song, i always have it in my head... and when i heard this song first i was, er, under the influence also..

"colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need!"
I love Afroman lmao
0 likes - like | 15-06-2006 22:04 DuesXMachina 
5 posts
this song is craaaaazy good, gotta love the rap
0 likes - like | 22-05-2006 21:18 CarolinaGurrl 
1 posts
Where can I get the single for Afroman Colt 45?
my daughter would love to have this.
Thanks in advance
0 likes - like | 27-04-2006 20:43 shanonanon 
16 posts
0 likes - like | 22-03-2006 15:48 Lilj0n 
1 posts

0 likes - like | 12-01-2006 04:49 3x5comfwheel 
7,935 posts
funny funny song

0 likes - like | 04-08-2005 18:49 xXSwEeTaNgElXx 
56 posts
i love this song
wel... not as much as 'ecause i got high'tho
0 likes - like | 18-06-2005 01:55 ThugLover36m 
3 posts
haha yeah i love this song, its a great song to listen to when ur stoned
0 likes - like | 11-06-2005 21:09 ash_a_wee223 
2,337 posts
this song cracks my shit up!!! sooo funny!!! afro man kicks tushie!!!
0 likes - like | 02-06-2005 02:24 sexiiness 
7 posts
damn.. kids these days.. this is tha funniest shit ever! mad props to afroman..
::fucked this girl down in *georgia*:: reppin tha AtL.. you gattah luvv itt
0 likes - like | 01-04-2005 00:53 Syckid 
22 posts
i love this song. im 13 and it rocks.
0 likes - like | 27-03-2005 19:38 xxhanaxx 
5 posts
i luv dis song
its sooo gd!!!!!!!!!!!

0 likes - like | 21-03-2005 18:15 Deay 
16 posts
Is such a fun song but you have to be a stoner to get get the full effect of it and understand it all.
0 likes - like | 21-03-2005 18:10 piffletothe3x 
7 posts
i wonder if he has a video clip of this song

if he did that would be so funny
0 likes - like | 01-03-2005 22:49 this_sux 
20 posts
i like the hawian girl that is the funniest thing ever

0 likes - like | 18-01-2005 17:07 pinky_ars 
24 posts
this song is awesome too!!! afroman is my hero!! the first time you listen to this song or "becuase i got high" you should be drunk or high... if you don't you just don't get the full effect of the dirtyness!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!
it kinda makes you want to throw up though becuase it is sooo sick lol oh well i still love it
0 likes - like | 05-01-2005 13:31 Blit 
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0 likes - like | 01-01-2005 22:33 Mygghaan 
3 posts
Crazy , Cool, Dirty
It's an awsome song . . . .

0 likes - like | 10-10-2004 07:28 Cowboy_Lover15 
633 posts
i love this song,its so awesome lmao
0 likes - like | 10-10-2004 02:38 dashboard5 
1,489 posts

but funny
0 likes - like | 10-10-2004 02:35 rubber_dukkee90 
2 posts
OMG i love this song! it's sooo funny it may be perverted but i still love it. AFROMAN KIX ASS. funny funny. ooh ooh i'm also the first person to write in this discussion! woot woot! well i'm off to bed, toodles!