Alanis Morissette - Ironic Lyrics

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An old man turned ninety eight 
He won the Lottery and died the next day 
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay 
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late 
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think? 

It's like rain on your wedding day 
It's a free ride when you've already paid 
It's the good advice that you just didn't take 
And who would've thought?  It figures.

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly 
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye 
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight 
And as the plane crashed down, he thought 
"Well, isn't this nice?" 
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think? 

It's like rain on your wedding day 
It's a free ride when you've already paid 
It's the good advice that you just didn't take 
And who would've thought?  It figures.

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you 
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right 
And life has a funny way of helping you out
When you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face. 

A traffic jam when you're already late 
A 'no smoking' sign on your cigarette break 
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife 
It's meeting the man of my dreams...and then meeting his beautiful wife 
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think? 
A little too ironic...and yeah, I really do think.

It's like rain on your wedding day 
It's a free ride when you've already paid 
It's the good advice that you just didn't take 
Who would've thought?  It figures.

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you 
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out 
Helping you out.

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lyrics corrected by Rebecca Christensen, Joeyy on 20-05-2009