Arrogant Worms - Baby Poo Lyrics

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I used to talk about politics, politics, politics, 
I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore. 
I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism 
I used to talk about all those isms but now I'm a dad 
And all I talk about is baby poo 

Baby poo, baby poo 
All I talk about is baby poo 
Baby poo, baby poo 
All I talk about is baby poo 

I used to rant about traffic problems, 
fender benders, stupid signs 
I used to fear an accident 
But now I stay at home 
And talk about: 

Baby poo, baby poo 
All I talk about is baby poo 
Baby poo, baby poo 
All I talk about is baby poo 

Sometimes it's all brown and gooey 
Sometimes it looks like dijon mustard 
Sometimes it's like melted crayon 
Sometimes it just smells like POO 

I used to talk about philosophy, 
Kafka, Descartes, Socrates 
I used to think metaphysically 
But now I think the world evolves around: 

Baby poo, baby poo 
All I talk about is baby poo 
Baby poo, baby poo 
All I talk about is baby poo 

Sometimes it feels just like stucco 
Sometimes it feels like jello pudding 
Sometimes it's like avocado 
Sometimes she just pees on me 

I used to be real int'resting 
Discussing issues of the day 
But now I call up my MP 
And tell her all about my baby poo 

Baby poo, baby poo 
All I talk about is baby poo 
Baby poo, baby poo 
All I talk about is baby poo(x2)

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lyrics submitted by Chloe
lyrics corrected by Genevieve on 27-02-2008