Arrogant Worms - *Bonus* Dog Named Bob Lyrics

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I once had a dog named Bob 
And Bob's a funny name for a dog 
If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob 
My neighbour's name is also Bob 
And every time I call my dog 
My neighbour Bob shows up without my dog 

Hey, Bob, not YOU, Bob 
I'm looking for my dog 
Have you seen my dog named Bob? 
My dog named Bob 

Bob the dog drank antifreeze 
I got a new dog named Jeez 
So I could yell "Oh Jeez!" just when I please 
And when Jehovah's Witnesses 

Come to my house in Saturdays 
I ask them if they'd like to witness Jeez 
Holy Jeez, they fell on their knees 
They beg me, "Please, can we meet Jeez, pretty please?" 
Oh Holy Jeez 

Well those Jehovah's Witnesses 
Called the Humane Society 
They took my Jeez away from me 
And then the Catholic diosces 
Made a big deal out of Jeez 
And now I have to pay to go see Jeez 

Hey, Jeez, remember me? 
Remember the beach and playing Frisbee with me? 
For the love of Jeez

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lyrics submitted by Rebecca L. on 10-11-2004
lyrics corrected on 24-12-2004