Arrogant Worms - Canadaman Lyrics

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Who wants to end all fighting except for in hockey 
Who shops for a truck based on the holder for the coffee? 
Who stands erect and insecure just like the CN tower? 
Who's a superhero but not a superpower? 

Canadaman! He eats donuts every day 
Canadaman! and tries to keep out of the way 
Canadaman! He appreciates input 
And he says excuse me if you step on his foot 

He can't fly or levitate can barely even jump 
Can't see through women's clothing or bounce bullets off his rump 
Looks horrible in tights, his Muscle are like lard 
But who could save a life with his organ donor's card? 

Canadaman! He loves Canadian culture 
Canadaman! But what it is he isn't sure 
Canadaman! Enjoys the social safety net 
But who takes a job in the states the first chance he gets 

Canadaman! He knows how to make poutine 
Canadaman! And his hero is Lorn Greene 
Canadaman! Wears a toque upon his head 
He makes it look so easy or should we say e-zed! 

Canadaman!

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lyrics submitted by Malfisar [674126] on 25-02-2006
lyrics corrected on 25-02-2006