Arrogant Worms - Car Of Pain Lyrics

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I bought me an auto 
An '81 Ford Escort Wagon 
Now the fan it be broke 
And the tail-pipe it be draggin' 
I feel like a schlemiel 
My mechanic's fit for hangin' 

I got to go to Rust Check 
Bout the price I'll be hagglin' 
I can't drive it home 'cause 
The muffler it be saggin' 

Got a car full of pain! 
Satan's is my engine 
Beelzebub's in my trunk 
Mephistopheles' at the wheel 
Because I'm too gosh darn drunk 
Baal's my passenger 
And Lucifer's beside him 
A demon's in the coolant 

I got bats in the transmission 
This Escort needs an exorcism 
Pan is to blame 
Got a car full of pain! 

I put a tiger in my tank 
I let a champ spark my gas 
Now I got's a demon in the hood 
A pain in the ass 
I think the seats are broken 
(Oh no!) 

(*spoken* Okay play us some blues on that harp.. Blind
 Lemon Trevor!*) 

*Trevor plays somewhat badly* 
Please please mister 
Take your blessed wrench 

Cast out this demon horde 
And replace the brimstone stench 
With the smell of gasoline 
A heavenly muffled roar 
I'll worship you oh Speedy man 
Mister Goodwrench even more 

Let it run 
Let it run 
Let it run 
Oh God, let it run! 

And now it purrs just like a kitten 
It roars just like a lion 
(Roar!) 
(What?) 

It runs just like a temple golden 
Carved by the Mayans 
Here comes the mechanic 
Oh no, how much? 
Four hundred bucks?! 
You piece of slime! 
You smell and you suck! 
Your father was a jackal 
Your mom's his sister's bitch 

Got a car full of pain! 
Yeah I got a car full of pain! 
I got a car full of pain! 
I got a car full of pain! 
Got a car full of pain! 
I got a car full of pain! 
I got a car full of pain! 
Car full of 
Car full of 
Car full of pain! 

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