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Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics

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TitleCarrot Juice Is Murder
ArtistArrogant Worms
AlbumSemi-Conducted [2003], Track 10
Gift Wrapped [2002], Track 6
Live Bait [1997], Track 11
Russell's shorts [1994], Track 2
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Duration00:04:00
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Song lyrics
Listen up brothers and sisters,
come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature,
trapped in the dirt like a jail.

Vegetables live in oppression,
served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness,
I say we take up the fight.

Salads are only for murderers,
coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings,
just cause a radish can't scream.

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)

I saw a man eating celery,
so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again,
I'll bite him clean in two.

I'm a political prisoner,
trapped in a windowless cage.
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
by killing five men in a rage

I told the judge when he sentenced me,
This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again
just to save one more cauliflower

Chorus

How low as people do we dare to stoop,
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup?
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stirfry are sealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gormet slob)
How do you think that feels? (leave them out in the field)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves)
It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.....
submitted by Rebecca
corrected by chexfan2000 on May 24th, 2005




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 4 Comments
0 likes - like | 18-07-2006 17:40 ARROGANTWORMS 
 
7 posts
ok best song but i have to say i really agree with mootixguy stupid songs sell!!! and there the funniest
0 likes - like | 20-11-2005 21:14 hockey107 
 
13 posts
ive never actually heard this song.... but i so0o0o0o0o0o want to!! the lyrics are HELARIOUS!!!

i dont like carrots... so we can kill them... but those poor broccolis!!!
0 likes - like | 31-10-2005 14:37 Azubi 
 
18 posts
I feel bad everytime i eat vegetables now:S I like it!
great song, funny, just like we Canadians are.. hehe
0 likes - like | 08-01-2005 03:07 mootixguy 
 
5 posts
This is SUCH a groovy song! Meat-eaters finally have the final word! Stupid songs sell!