Arrogant Worms - Christmas Is Almost Here Lyrics

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Christmas is almost here 
Christmas is almost here 
Christmas is almost here 

Aaahhhggggrrr! 
It's just five days till Christmas 
I haven't done a thing 
Don't even have a Christmas tree 

I am panicking 
Most lots are all sold out 
I search until the night 
I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight 

Christmas is almost here 
Christmas is almost here 
Christmas is almost here 
Aaahhhggggrrr! 

It's four days till Christmas 
Still have to decorate 
Spend hours in the basement 
Until I find the crate 

Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings 
Tangled in a knot 
Then I spend the day separating what I've got 

Christmas is almost here 
Christmas is almost here 
Christmas is almost here 
Aaahhhggggrrr! 

It's three days till Christmas 
I spent all day writing cards 
I started writing letters now I just say best regards 
I shove 'em in a mailbox and to the mall I go 

To get gifts for Jim and Jane and 
Tim and Uncle Joe 
(and aunt Mavis and Grandma and ....) 

Christmas is almost here 
Christmas is almost here 
Christmas is almost here 
Aaahhhggggrrr! 

Two days till Christmas 
A million things to do 
Clean the house 
Put on tea, company is due 

Where are my relatives 
Why haven't they shown up 
I bet they're at the airport 
I forgot to pick them up 

Christmas is almost here 
Christmas is almost here 
Christmas is almost here 
Aaahhhggggrrr! 

Christmas is here 
It's finally Christmas 
The kids wake me up at five 
I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive 

Spend all day serving company 
Then fall down inert 
If these are my holidays 
I'd rather stay at work

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lyrics corrected by Rebecca L on 04-01-2005