Arrogant Worms - Christmas Sucks Lyrics

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One year I got a dog for Christmas 
and I gave it to the boy next door 
Then I gave him my bike and my mom's bank card 
cuz that's what Christmas is for 
I used to give a lot at Christmas 
You might say I gave to much 
Until my family was broke and we had no place to live 
That's why, Christmas Sucks 


I went down to the mall each Christmas 
had to the Santa what to bring 
A train, a bike, a pony and a great big pile of cash 
and please don't get my sister anything 
But the shopping mall Santa has been drinking 
His nose is red from years of drinking scotch 
He probably won't remember what's on my Christmas list 
This Father Christmas sucks 


Chorus: 
Christmas Sucks, Christmas Sucks 
Getting stuff is much for fun, you gotta look out for number
one 
Christmas Sucks 


Christmas became worse as years went by 
It was the most dreaded time of year 
My parents got me clothes that just weren't cool 
When all I want is money to buy beer 
There was a girl at church who I was sweet on 
So in the Christmas play I was the ox 
I really think she liked me til I stepped on Baby Jesus 
Even for our savious Christmas Sucks 


Chorus 


Now that I am thirty-wight years old 
The only things I get are ties and socks 
My kids are never happy with what's under the tree 
Soon they'll understand Christmas Sucks 
Every freakin' year Christmas Sucks 


Christmas Sucks, Christmas Sucks, Christmas Sucks 

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