Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey Blues Lyrics

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Hey kid, why the long face 
Is it cause Santa Claus is 
Flying right on over your place 
You've been a bad kid all year 

So quit your snivellin' sucker 
And wipe up them tears 
You don't deserve a damn thing 
You're not even cute and your attitude stinks 

It must suck to be you 
Nobody likes you so what can you do 
You think you got problems kid, 
You think you got strife? 

But come each December do you fear for your life? 
I'm your turkey baby, so your troubles are small 
I'm stuffed on your table, I'm a tasty butterball 
I've got the Christmas turkey blues 

If you got your necked ripped out then you'd have them too 
I've got the Christmas turkey blues 
You chase me and waste and baste me
And taste me and drown me in gravy too 

You sir, you look like heck 
Didn't you get your Christmas bonus cheque 
Or maybe your woman left you 
Ripped your heart right out of your chest and spat on it too 

Is that why you're reeking of gin 
You look disheveled and there's drool on your chin 
You thought that this love would laugh 
But she said Merry Christmas baby and she booted your ass 

Well that's tough for you mister, too bad about your ordeal
How about getting stuffed in the wintertime, see how you fee 
I don't get to yank no bones or make me a wish 
It won't be long til I'm just some scraps on a dish 

I've got the Christmas turkey blues 
If your butt was stuffed and roasted then you'd have then too 
I've got the Christmas turkey blues 
You chase me and waste and baste me 

And taste me and drown me in gravy too 
(*spoken*) Let's take a walk

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