Arrogant Worms - Dogfood Woman Lyrics

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Watching television one afternoon 
Looking for a movie or a good cartoon 
Stop by a station's commercial break 
And suddenly I'm faced with a heartache 

The woman of my dreams is plain in view 
Selling me a can of liver stew 
I said Dogfood (Dogfood) 
Dogfood Woman 

Dogfood (Dogfood) 
Dogfood Woman 
Dogfood (Dogfood) 
Dogfood Woman 

You steal my heart 
And you take my soul 
Everytime I see you 
Fill Fido's bowl 

Now I watch TV twenty hours a day 
Just to watch your commercials play 
If someday your love were in reach 
I'd be all yours honey 

You could put me on a leash 
You love that dog, could you love a man? 
I make my own gravy when you show that can.. 
I said Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 
Dogfood (Dogfood) 
Dogfood Woman 
Dogfood (Dogfood) 
Dogfood Woman 

You steal my heart 
And you take my soul 
Everytime I see you 
Fill Fido's bowl 

I figure the only way she'll notice me 
Is if I buy what she's selling on TV 
So I go down to the local shopping mall 
Head to the pet store and buy it all 

Go to the bank and empty my savings 
So I can buy more of what Spot is craving. 
Spent all my monet by accident 
Can't buy groceries or pay the rent 

Got evicted now I live on the street 
Crunchy kibble's all I got to eat 
My breath is real bad 
And my tongue's turning black 

But I got a nice shiny coat and hair on my back! 
I said Dogfood (Dogfood) 
Dogfood Woman 
Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 
Dogfood (Dogfood) 
Dogfood Woman 
You steal my heart 

And you take my soul 
Everytime I see you 
Fill Fido's bowl 
(*dogs barking*) 

I said Dogfood (Dogfood) 
Dogfood Woman 
Dogfood (Dogfood) 
Dogfood Woman 
Dogfood (Dogfood) 
Dogfood Woman 

You steal my heart 
And you take my soul 
Everytime I see you 
Fill Fido's bowl 

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