Arrogant Worms - Having Fun Is Bad For You Lyrics

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I used to go to all the parties 
And make love to all the beautiful ladies 
And I'd eat cheeseburgers 
With bacon and extra grease when I was hungry 
And drink Windex coladas until my skin turned blue 

But now, the times they are changing 
My lifestyle, it is rearranging 
For debauchery may be fun and entertaining 
But it is also very bad for you 

Do you know how many diseases you can get 
Making love to someone who has not had all their tests 
So nowadays I am celibate 
And I wear a condom in case I have dirty thoughts 
I never drive my car past the speed limit 
And I alway wear my seatbelt when I am in it 

I traded my Lambourghini for a Honda Civic 
Because it is more fuel efficient and practical 
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh 

Being boring is the way to go 
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh 
Having fun is bad for you 

I can no longer smoke my cigarettes 
Because I found that they are a major cause of death 
The tar and nicotine have not killed me yet 
But if I got pregnant, it could hurt my baby 

I used to love my sporty complexion 
I tanned myself to perfection 
But the sun can give you a cancerous infection 
So now I am white and pasty 
And I never leave the house 

And I never leave the house 
I used to eat like there was no tomorrow 
(Num num num num num!) 

But then I found cholesteral is full of sorrow 
The last thing I want to do is to have to borrow 
Somebody else's heart because 
Mine is full of fatty deposits 
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh 
Being boring is the way to go 
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh 

Having fun is bad for you 
Having fun is bad for you

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lyrics corrected by Rebecca L. on 04-01-2005