Arrogant Worms - Head in the Freezer Lyrics

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When I'm dead put my head in the freezer 
Right beside the corn and the peas 
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear 
One day science will re-animate me 

Oh I heard about the rich who when they die 
Get themselves frozen cryogenic-wise 
I know we can't afford to hire no company 
When my heart don't beat no more and I lay rigourmortisously 

But we got that freezer up on top our fridge 
Can't squeeze in my whole body, baby, I'm just way too big 
How I wish we had afforded that fancy Frigidaire 
So you'd just have to chop off my legs and my derriere 

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer 
Right beside the corn and the peas 
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear 
One day science will re-animate me 

Oh I know baby, you're up for the task 
You'll wrap me up with more than just string and plastic wrap 
Using Tupperware, 'cause you care, and out of concern 
That I'd come back to life with a case of freezer burn 

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer 
Right beside the corn and the peas 
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear 
One day science will re-animate me 

Oh when I thaw, when I thaw 
Hope my new body's six feet tall or more 
And if you can't find a man in time 
Get a horse, I might make a nice centaur 

Oh you'll see my face each night in your dreams 
And when you go to the kitchen to fetch some ice cream 
But don't worry honey, soon I'll be back on earth 
When they cure death and get bodies for the rich guys first 

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer 
Right beside the corn and the peas 
You can dispose of my body at your leisure 
You know, I don't think that it ever suited me 

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer 
Right beside the corn and the peas 
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear 
One day science will re-animate me

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lyrics submitted by Rebecca L. on 10-11-2004
lyrics corrected on 10-11-2004