Arrogant Worms - Hernia Belt Lyrics

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One day I sang an aria 
that caused a hernia 
it was a massive bulge 
to the doctor I divulged 
that I still had to play 
though it caused me massive pain 
I wont throw in the towel 
just please hold in my bowels 

I love my hernia belt 
I love my hernia belt 
it'll keep my guts inside me 
til the end of the show 

I've got a little friend down there (not that one) 
a different little friend down there 
a better one you can't find 
to hold in your intestines 
a high fashion wrap 
that hits beneath the belt 
I don't cause a fuss 
in velcro I do trust 

I love my hernia belt 
I love my hernia belt 
it'll keep my guts inside me until 
I have my surgery 

what are they gonna shave 
what are they gonna save 
when they fix my hernia 
hope the doctor doesnt slip 
when he cuts into my skin 
I just want to piss in one direction! 

now I love my hernia repair 
I love my hernia repair 
it'll kep my guts inside me for the rest of my life

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lyrics submitted by JessaLeigh on 08-05-2006
lyrics corrected on 08-05-2006