"I'm The Only Gay Eskimo" Lyrics

im the only gay eskimo
im the only one i know
im the only gay eskimo in my tribe
i go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka
but all i wanna do is get into his parka
im the only gay eskimo in my tribe
well me and NUCK fluck chuck buck we both like blubber
but me i got this crazy fetish for rubber
im the only gay eskimo in my tribe
i make the wish on the northern lights
that i could find a decent pair of whale skin tights
im the only gay eskimo in my tribe
and the seals the sing now(seal noises)
these cold winter nights are taking their toll
i even get excited when i see the north pole
see the north pole

im the only gay eskimo
only gay eskimo
im the only one i know
im the only one i know
im the only gay eskimo
in my tribe
now like the proclaimers sing it!
Im the only gay eskimo
im the only one i know
im the only gay eskimo
Like Bob Dillon!
Im the only gay eskimo
im the only one i know
im the only gay eskimo