Arrogant Worms - I.B.S. (irratable Bowel Syndrome) Lyrics

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Some folks call it spastic colon, mucous coltis, 
Provokable prostate, the Spanish call it colerico tripas 
I just call it grumpy bum 
And it's not very much fun 

Irritable bowel syndrome causes nausea, bloating and gas 
Irritable bowel syndrome is like pissing off your ass 

When you bowels are irritable, you're out of luck 
No amount of sweet talk can ever cheer them up 
The condition is influenced by emotions, doctors say 
Don't rub you bum the wrong way 

Irritable bowel syndrome can cause both diarrhea and constipation 
Irritable bowel syndrome's not a good first date converstaion 

A barium enema can really make your day 
It turns the ol' black hole into the Milky Way 
A sigmoidoscope is inserted, as big as Saskatoon 
The sun doesn't shine on that moon 

Scat for a while, 

Baba ba da ba ba ba ba boo boo boo boo yeah poo poo do do do do caca zwo zwo yeah 

Coffee and raw fruit and laxatives don't help and I should mention 
It causes considerable clenching 

Irritable bowel syndrome is irritability of the bowels 
Irritable bowel syndrome makes you only speak in vowels 

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lyrics submitted by X_reject_X on 13-03-2006
lyrics corrected on 13-03-2006