Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob Lyrics

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If you haven't heard of me 
I wouldn't be surprised 
I bet you know my relatives 
Their names will never die 
My mother is a saint 
And my brother is a god 
But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob 

Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob 
A nobody relative of the son of God 
If only I'd been born just a little sooner 
I'd be more than the brother of God Junior 

I have to take the ferry 
To cross the Galilee 
But not my brother 
No not him 
He walks across for free 

I finally get to work 
'Bout a quarter after nine 
Already he's turning water into wine 

Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob 
A nobody relative of the son of God 
If only I'd been born just a little sooner 
I'd be more than the brother of God Junior 

One day when I was home 
I heard a mighty roar 
(*audience* ROAR!!) 
There were a thousand people 
Right outside the door 
Help us, Jesus, help us! 
Came the cheering from the mob 
But then they got a look at me 
Oh nuts, it's only Bob 

Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob 
A nobody relative of the son of God 
If only I'd been born just a little sooner 
I'd be more than the brother of God Junior 

He died upon the cross 
I thought that I was free 
Finally people would get to know 
Me for me 
(Hi Bob, Hi, Judas!) 
This was my big chance 
To finally get ahead 
The next thing you know 
He's rising from the dead 

Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob 
A nobody relative of the son of God 
If only I'd been born just a little sooner 
I'd be more than the brother of God Junior 

Everybody! 
Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob 
A nobody relative of the son of God 
If only I'd been born just a little sooner 
I'd be more than the brother of God Junior 

Aaaa-Bob 

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