Arrogant Worms - Let's Go Bowling Lyrics

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Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls 
And lets head to those heavenly halls 
Sit on down and grab a beer 
Because bowling time is pretty near 
Tortured men forget their pain When they head to the 
bowling lane 

Let's go bowling 
Let's go bowling, got a coupon 
Let's go bowling, for a free game 
Let's go bowling 
Let's go bowling, let's go bowling 
Let's do it now 

Because Wrestlemania's fine by me 
Monster trucks are a sight to see 
A cultured life that's nice and all 
But there ain't nothing better than a bowling ball 
You know the sport that God would choose 
Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoes 

Let's go bowling 
Let's go bowling, got a coupon 
Let's go bowling, from a juice can 
Let's go bowling 
Let's go bowling, let's go bowling 
Let's do it now 

(*spoken* Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The sport of
queens! The sport of dukes... Earls... Moes... Johns... 
anything that looks good when it's embroidered on a 
polyester shirt. And you know, bowling takes on this almost 
religious significance because it's so much like a religion. I 
mean the ball is round, like the earth, and it's got the Holy 
Trinity: the Father, the Son, and the... Thumbhole. And as 
you roll the ball down the alley of life, striking out the pagan 
religions of the past, sparing them the anguish of their lives 
in the gutter, framing their existence in an eternal 
metaphysicalness something like the 7-10 split!) 

We'll be bowling in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) 
We'll be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) 
We'll be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah) 
And in the Kingston Township (yeah, yeah) 
We'll be bowling Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon 
Someday they'll even be bowling on the moon 
I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 

Let's go bowling 
Let's go bowling, got a coupon 
Let's go bowling, for free shoes 
Let's go bowling 
Let's go bowling, let's go bowling 
Let's do it now

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