Arrogant Worms - Little Cuban Friend Lyrics

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I traveled south for a holiday 
Drak some wine and mojitos 
Played upon the white sand 
And made myself an amigo 

I ate some shrimp and papya 
Thought the barbeque was grand 
But unbeknowest to me I at 
a little Cuban friend 

Chorus: 
My little Cuban friend 
Lives inside my digestive tract 
My little Cuban friend 
I wish that he'd go back 

I traveled home on the plane 
thought my trip was at an end 
But at the immigration booth I forgot 
My little Cuban friend 

In my country and my bowels 
He's and illegal alien 
He's giving me intestinal cramps 
My little Cuban friend 

Chorus 

I went to see my doctor 
To see shet she would recommend 
She gave me a perscription to kill 
My little Cuban friend 

I read the list they gave me 
Of potential side effects 
Scary, but worth elimimating 
My little Cuban friend 

Chorus 

But now my head it feels like breaking 
I'm projectile vomiting 
It sprays around the room but at least 
I'm getting better at darts 

My hemorrhoids they itch so much 
I'd like to sit upon a fence 
I'm longing fo the old days 
With my little Cuban friend

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lyrics submitted by Maddy on 01-04-2005
lyrics corrected on 01-04-2005