Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail Lyrics

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On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail 
You'll be sure to see 
All Mother Nature's favorite pets 
All sitting rigidly. 
They're never hungry anymore 
They're last meal left them stuffed. 
Don't worry they won't walk away 
If you you try to pet their fluff. 

Where the dog goes... (pause) 
And the cow goes... (pause) 
And the bear goes... (pause) 
And the pig goes... (pause) 
And the crow goes... KWAH! 
I guess it was alive. 
You can see all this 
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.(Dance) 

The Mounted Animal Nature Trail 
It's great for mom and dad. 
Where else can grandma and the kids 
See the Silence of the Lambs. 
Don't have to walk a hundred miles 
Or climb the steepest hill. 
And the only fiercesome sound you'll hear 
Is the ringing of the till. 

Where the dog goes... (pause) 
And the bear goes... (pause) 
And the cow goes... (pause) 
And the pig goes... (pause) 
And the crow goes... KWAH! 
I guess it's still alive. 
You can see all this 
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.(Dance) 

The only things that bite are the bugs.(ow!) 
Unlike any themepark the mice won't say hello. 
And if your having problems with your own family pet. 
You can bring him in and add him to the trail. 
"Everybody!" 

Where the dog goes... (pause) 
And the cow goes... (pause) 
And the bear goes... (pause) 
And the pig goes... (pause) 
And the crow goes... 
"Hey, bud I'm a crow" 
I guess it's still alive 
You can see all this 
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.(Dance) 

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lyrics submitted by Wildcard
lyrics corrected by Bry on 19-10-2005