Arrogant Worms - Pressure Washer Lyrics

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I'm a real guy I like real guy things 
Like boats and guns and onion rings 
But household chores need a power resolution 
I went to the store and purchased the solution 

I got a pressure washer I like it a lot 
'Cause it makes cleaning destructive 

Now I blow away the dirt and obliterate the muck 
I pressure wash my fence and my couch and my truck 
Nothing's dirty in the house though things are a little damp 

My cat's clean now even though it's bald 
It's fur is in a corner of my neighbour's yard 
I've got a new kid but diapers aren't a problem 
I pressure washed his butt he'll never pee on me again 

I got a pressure washer (He likes it a lot) 
I got a pressure washer (He cleaned up the tot) 

Sure I may be squirting water but in my head 
I'm a sergeant with a flamethrower spewing out death 
I've got 2000 psi of awesome killing force 

Look out commies, here comes Mike Rambo 
With his 50 mm pressure washer look at him go 
Jehovah's witnesses come and shake my hand 
I pressure washed their literature and now they understand 
I got a pressure washer 

One day I was out pressure washing my lawn 
My neighbour came home with a big smile on 
He pulled out a brand new 
Gas powered 
Turbo charged 
90 gauge 
Super mega mega mega washer 
With a DVD drive 

Damn IT!!! 

I need a bigger pressure washer (he needs a bigger pressure washer) X2 
I need a bigger pressure washer X3 
Or maybe a hummer

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lyrics submitted by X_reject_X [683638] on 13-03-2006
lyrics corrected by dan Driediger on 15-07-2007