Arrogant Worms - Security Guard Lyrics

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he struts and he swaggers, he's pretty sure 
that chicks dig a guy in uniform 
grey flannel pants and wine covered jacket 
the smirk on his face makes you just wanna smack it 
couldn't be a real cop without the mental wherewithal 
so he's busting heads down at the shopping mall 
security guard, mr security guard 

always wanted to be authorized personnel 
he can go through this door and that door as well 
he's limiting the loitering and breaking up brouhahas 
he controls your access to santa claus 
his keys jingle jangle as they hang from his belt 
for his lunch his mom dropped off a tuna melt 
for security guard, mr security guard 

crisis in the food court, but first he's gotta take a whiz 
even though he's inside he's wearing sunglasses 
sign says floor is slippery and man, it sure is 
watch your step, security guard 

just checked the bathrooms and the food court's secure 
time to hit on the girls at the vitamin store 
they might remember him as the high school football star 
now he's that guy with the neon lights underneath his car 
stands around with the other guards comparing flashlights 
"put a quarter in that horsey kid. theres no free rides" 
security guard 
wash my car 
put down that cigar 
you're not george peppard 
security guard

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lyrics submitted by JessaLeigh [687422] on 21-03-2006
lyrics corrected on 21-03-2006