Arrogant Worms - The Ballad OF Edna and Ida Lyrics

Send "The Ballad OF Edna and Ida" ringtones to your cell

Edna and Ida are living in a home 
both in their eighties, both widows 
their kids only call to say 
they'll come by some other day 
Well christmas came and the kids did not 
so Edna said "thats their last shot" 
she called a taxi to the bus 
which took them down to Las Vegas 

Edna and Ida are going on a tear 
ripping up the strip and letting down their blue hair 
Edna and Ida are spending every cent 
of their children's inheritance 

Shooting craps down at Ceasers 
knocking back margueritas 
Ida on her walker Edna in her chair 
Dancing on the table throwing money in the air 
they were at the strip club making noise 
when they spotted two frat boys 
who they got drunk and married later 
in a ceremony by an Elvis imitator 

They laid down for a nap and never got up 
at the reading of their wills all the kids showed up 
the lawyer read the crumpled note that said "To everyone, 
we can't take it with us, but you aint getting none."

Send "The Ballad OF Edna and Ida" ringtones to your cell

lyrics submitted by JessaLeigh on 08-05-2006
lyrics corrected on 08-05-2006