Arrogant Worms - The Golf Song Lyrics

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Gonna go out and play some golf ya, ya 
Gonna go out and play some golf 
My golf bag's full of the latest stuff 
I'm gonna go out and play some golf 
My putter alone was a thousand bucks 
I'm gonna go out and suck at golf 

Think I better take a muligan ya, ya 
Think I better take a mulligan 
I put my ball in the pond again 
I think I better take a mulligan 
I tee it up and take a swing and then SPLASH 
Can I get another mulligan? 

Get up get up get up get up get up 
a get down get down, 
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry 
SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN 
Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree 
Please hit the tree 
There must be something wrong with my clubs 

All my friends hit it farther than me 
YA all my friends hit it farther than me 
I just hope I clear the ladies tee 
Everyobody hits it farther than me 
Just 8 more strokes then I reach a par 3 
That kid just hit it farther than me 

Get up get up get up get up get up 
A get down, get down 
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry 
Slow down ball, slow down down down 
Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree 
Please hit the tree 
I took a day off for this 

Never be as good as Tiger Woods no no 
Never be as good as Tiger Woods 
My balls always goin off into the woods 
Never be as good as Tiger Woods 
I'm hookin' my arms and I'm pullin my woods (What?) 
Never be as good as Tiger Woods 

Get up get up get up get up get up 
a get down get down, 
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry 
SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN 
Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree 
Hit the tree hit the tree 
I really hate this stupid game

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