Arrogant Worms - The Happy Happy Birthday Song Lyrics

Send "The Happy Happy Birthday Song" ringtones to your cell

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun 
And the whole clan gathers round and gifts and laughter do abound 
And we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song

Happy Birthday 
Now you're one year older 
Happy Birthday 
Your life still isn't over 
Happy Birthday 
You did not accomplish much 
But you didn't die this year 
I guess that's good enough 

So let's drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself 
Your chances of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year 
Does it feel like you're doing laps and eating food and taking naps 
And hoping that some day perhaps your life will hold some cheer 

Happy Birthday 
What have you done that matters? 
Happy Birthday 
You're starting to get fatter 
Happy Birthday 
It's downhill from now on 
Try not to remind yourself 
Your best years are all gone 

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney 
And live for all eternity inside a block of ice 
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get 
And though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it might 

Happy Birthday 
You wish you had more money 
Happy Birthday 
Your life's so sad it's funny 
Happy Birthday 
How much more can you take 
But your friends are hungry 
So just cut the stupid cake 

Happy Birthday 
Happy Birthday 
Happy Birthday 
Dear (continuous names) 

Send "The Happy Happy Birthday Song" ringtones to your cell

lyrics corrected by Marvin Tang on 18-11-2004