Arrogant Worms - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Lyrics

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When Christmas rolls around Santa's busy in his shop 
Managing his elves and trying to cut costs 
His plant is out of date it needs modernization 
He has quite a large debt accumulation 


Elves are expensive, they do not come cheap 
And you would not believe the bills for the heat 
Santa stands to lose everything he owns 
If he defaults on yet another of his loans 


Things are looking bad for Santa 
He can slip down chimneys but he can't balance accounts 
Things are looking bad for Santa 
If he wrote a cheque it probably would bounce 


He hires an accountant to come and advise 
The accountant says that he has been unwise 
Cuz even if the costs were cut down drastically 
It's still hard to make money giving things away for free 


Santa Claus decides to wipe the slate clean 
He lays off half the elves and buys mordern machines 
Then he auctions off all unnecessary stock 
He gets a lot for Rudolf from Ripley's believe it or not 


Things are looking bad for Santa 
He's made all sorts of changes but it hasn't fixed a thing 
Things are looking bad for Santa 
Misses Claus has left him and the elves are picketing 


Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! The big fat pig has got to go! 
Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! The big fat pig has got to go! 


Santa's had enough he locks the elves outside 
He butchers all the reindeer and sells off all their hides 
He sells his shop to Disney and leaves the north pole 
To go find cheaper labour down in Mexico 

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