"You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter)" Lyrics

[Chorus:]
You ain't Dolly,
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller,
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night,
An fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly,
No, and you ain't Porter

[Verse 1:]
Well, I notice you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
Who couldn't help but see you in that Rime Stone suit
That's cause I'm the reigning queen of Karaoke night
Well if I drunk enough to sing, hell I just might
Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through
We'll sing the cheating song, just like they used to do

[Chorus:]
Cause you ain't Dolly,
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller,
Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night,
An fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly,
No, and you ain't Porter

[Verse 2:]
You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
Why don't you come on back to my place, and have your way
oh baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay
Oh, we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough
Honey I will always love you, but we'll never know

[Chorus:]
Cause you ain't Dolly,
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller,
Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night,
An fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly,
No, and you ain't Porter
No, you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter