Avenue Q - The Internet is for Porn Lyrics

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KATE 
Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self! 
I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern. 
The Internet! 

The internet is really really great 
TREKKIE
For porn 
KATE 
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait 
TREKKIE 
For porn 
KATE 
Huh? 
There's always some new site, 
TREKKIE 
For porn! 
I browse all day and night 
TREKKIE 
For porn! 
KATE 
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light 
TREKKIE 
For porn! 
KATE 
Trekkie! 

TREKKIE 
The internet is for porn 
KATE 
Trekkie! 
TREKKIE 
The internet is for porn, 
KATE 
What are you doing!? 
TREKKIE 
Why you think the net was born? 
Porn porn porn 

KATE 
Treee—kkie! 
TREKKIE 
Oh hello kate monster 
KATE 
You are ruining my song 
TREKKIE 
Oh me sorry, me no mean to 
KATE 
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? 
TREKKIE 
Okey Dokey 
KATE 
Good 

I’m glad we have this new technology 
TREKKIE 
For porn 
KATE 
Which gives us untold opportunity 
TREKKIE 
For por—oops, sorry 
KATE 
Right from you own desktop 
TREKKIE 
For --- 
KATE 
You can research browse and shop 
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop 
TREKKIE 
FOR PORN!! 

Trekkie! 
TREKKIE 
The internet is for porn! 
KATE 
Noooo 
TREKKIE 
The internet if for porn! 
KATE 
Trekkie 
TREKKIE 
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! 

KATE 
That’s gross you’re a pervert 
TREKKIE 
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster 
KATE 
NO really, your a pervert 
Normal people don’t sit at home and look 
At porn on the internet 
TREKKIE 
Ohhhh? 
KATE 
What?! 
TREKKIE 
You have no idea 
Ready normal people? 

NORMAL PEOPLE 
Ready--- ready ----ready 

TREKKIE 
Let me hear it! 

TREKKIE AND GUYS 
The internet is for porn! 
PRINCETON 
Sorry kate 
TREKKIE AND GUYS 
The internet is for porn! 
PRINCETON 
I masturbate! 
TREKKIE AND GUYS 
All these guys unzip their flies 
For porn, porn, porn! 

KATE 
The internet is not for porn!! 

TREKKIE AND GUYS 
PORN!, PORN, P--- 

KATE 
HOLD ON A SECOND! 

Now i know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online 

ROD 
That’s correct. 

KATE 
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com 

BRIAN 
Sure! 

KATE 
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay 

GARY 
Yes I do! 

KATE 
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card 

PRINCETON 
True! 

TREKKIE 
Oh, but Kate- 
What you think he do . . .after? hmm? 

PRINCETON 
...yeah 
KATE 
EEEWWWWW! 
TREKKIE AND GUYS 
The internet is for porn! 
KATE 
Gross! 
TREKKIE AND GUYS 
The internet is for porn! 
KATE 
I hate porn 
TREKKIE AND GUYS 
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
Ahhhh!
TREKKIE AND GUYS 
for porn, porn, porn
KATE 
I hate men! 
TREKKIE AND GUYS 
Porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE 
I’m leaving! 
TREKKIE AND GUYS 
Porn, porn, porn, porn 
KATE 
I hate the internet! 
TREKKIE 
The internet is for 
TREKKIE AND SOME 
The internet is for 
TREKKIE AND ALL 
The internet is for PORN! 
TREKKIE 
YEAH!

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lyrics submitted by Corrected by: Hershey on 14-10-2004
lyrics corrected by xMagentax on 20-11-2007