"Commerce, Tx" Lyrics

I got a bad flavor. I got dirty clothes.
I got a strange neighbor who doesn't have curtains on her windows.

I got a pet hedgehog. Drinking Jäger all day.
You got my Crate combo and a baby on the way but it's OK.

It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line.
And when I can't take the fall I really wanna make that call.

"Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ah ah ah"

That's my new best friend. Ann Disaster's her name.
We're passing out on the carpet and our attributes are the same.

It's the slacker lifestyle that we do so well.
Bills are due on Monday and I'm oblivious, can't you tell?

It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line.
And when I can't take the fall I really wanna make that call.

My brain is super-fried. It involves pain to look inside.

It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line.
And when I can't take the fall I really wanna make that call.

"Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ah ah ah"

It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line.
And when I can't take the fall I really wanna make that call.

My brain is super-fried. It involves pain to look inside.

It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line.
And when I can't take the fall I really wanna make that call.