Bif Naked - The Gross, Gross Man Lyrics

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he keeps looking at me with his groping, watching eyeballs…
gross! we women, we are supposed to just drop our eyes and 
be quiet. just don't look at the gross, gross man and hope he 
quits ogling.

believe it or not, i want to flip him the bird ya know? 

but i don't, cuz we women don't. once i gave the finger to a 
bunch of construction dudes, but they were yelling really bad 
stuff about my cookie. it just got 'em all riled up, and then 
they yelled, dyke! and i had pms so i cried all the way home. 

gross, gross man still gawking as i sit here writing... what's he 
thinking? gee, maybe i'll invite him up to my sex den and he 
can fondle my boobies... yeah, right! 

stupid gross man, quit staring! gosh, he just won't let up. it 
makes me feel really uncomfortable i wish i could just crawl 
under a rock! 'cuz we women are supposed to just feel bad 
about ourselves… like we're doing something wrong. i'm not! i 
swear! being we women sucks! fuck you!

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lyrics submitted on 16-12-2004
lyrics corrected on 16-12-2004