"Dimes" Lyrics

Where to begin?
They call me tropical storm Jim.
Here's your really local forecast, there's a warm front moving in.
Pin drop, yeah you heard it when I moon walked in the room.
While around the water cooler at the Legion of Doom.
They're shouting,
"Why's the new guy with the sweet moves talking that smack?"
Well I'm the kind of crazy made from the shit of a bat.
I swing like hell but know full well that I won't win the fight.
But big man I'm the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can do.
It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude.
I write the songs that girls like to dance to.
I write the songs that girls like to dance to.

I write the songs that girls like to dance to.
I write the songs that girls like to dance to.

What? Who me? Who am I? Well I'm just awesome.
Like watching someone else getting kicked in the balls and
DJs hit pause when I waltz in, my thoughts enthrall crowds for hours
And it would come at no surprise if I had magical powers.
Poof. Buy me beers, cheers. Here's to blood, sweat and tears for fears.
Yes I get stupid like a baby with pierced ears,
So drop me like them panties drop when I drop knowledge.
Danger was my middle name but I changed it in college.

My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can to.
It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude.
I write the songs that girls like to dance to.
I write the songs that girls like to dance to.

My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can to.
It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude.
I write the songs that girls like to dance to.
I write the songs that girls like to dance to.

I write the songs that girls like to dance to.
I write the songs that girls like to dance to.

Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat.

Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them disco babies wet, wet, wet, wet, wet.

Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick.
Get stuck in her head like porn star dick.
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick.
Get stuck in her head like porn star dick.

Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Get stuck in her head like porn star dick.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Make them motherfuckers sweat.
Get stuck in her head like porn star dick.