Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Lyrics

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And now ladies and gentlemen, here's the event you've all been waiting for. 

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog 
'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg 
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seein' God 
'Cause girl I'll get you pantin' like you're Pavlov's dog 
Like a DC-10 guaranteed to go down 
But baby your black box is the one that I found 
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost ya any money 
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny 

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes 
I can tell I'm doin' somethin' right by the way that she blushes 
She's the one that's speechless I'm the one that's tongue-tied 
She's thinkin' holy mackerel I'm thinkin' tuna on the side 
There must be somethin' wrong with Al Pacino's nose 
'Cause the Scent Of A Woman is like rotten tomatoes 
Yeah I'm snorkelin' for clams it doesn't matter if I wanna be 
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny 

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base 
I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes 
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties 
And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the Seafood Shanty 

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base 
I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes 
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties 
And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the Seafood Shanty 

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base 
I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes 
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties 
And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the Seafood Shanty 

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base 
I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes 
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties 
And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the Seafood Shanty 

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