Bloodhound Gang - Mope Lyrics

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We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah bitch, I'm talkin' ‘bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit.
What? Falco?

Rock me Amadeus 
Rock me Amadeus 
Rock me Amadeus 
Rock me Amadeus 
Rock me Amadeus 
Rock me Amadeus 
Rock me Amadeus 
Rock me Amadeus 
Rock me Amadeus 

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze 
Golden Girls got me Sweatin' To The Oldies 
Hangin' out like double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas 
Wrote to Mayor McCheese Send a Shamrock Shake please? 
Three o' clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders 
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later 
Reruns of Rerun so What's Happening? 
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again 
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy 
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty 
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it 
Go through National Geographic and draw panties on the natives 
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets 
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S. 
Play spin the bottle with my mom 
I watch Cops with no pants on 

Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on 
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong 
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes 
Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five 
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill 
Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will 
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood 
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood 

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it 
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum 
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it 
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum 

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late 
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate 
Stalemate jailbait in My So-Called Life imprisonment 
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it? 
I like to pretend I'm speed reading 
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezin' 
Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge 
Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day 
And I recycle I sniff my own farts 
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts 
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey 
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby 
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime 
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time 
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest 
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch 

Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on 
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong 
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes 
Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five 
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill 
Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will 
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood 
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood 

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it 
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum 
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it 
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum 

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums 
When you wanna cum 
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums 
When you wanna cum 
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums 
When you wanna cum 
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums 
When you wanna cum 

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!

Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on 
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong 
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes 
Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five 
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill 
Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will 
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood 
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood 

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it 
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum 
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it 
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum 

Holy macaroni 
Holy macaroni 
Holy macaroni 
Holy macaroni 
Holy macaroni 
Holy macaroni 
Holy macaroni 
Holy macaroni 

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