Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch Lyrics

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Ha-ha. Well now, we call this the act of mating. But, there are several other very 
important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about. 

I'd appreciate your input. 

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought 
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about 
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts 
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up 
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds 
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns 
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined 
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time 

Do it now 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Do it again now 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Gettin' horny now 

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket 
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it 
Hieroglyphics? Let me be specific I wanna be down in your South Seas 
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory 
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship 
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip 
So show me yours I'll show you mine Tool Time you'll love it just like Lyle 
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files 

Do it now 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Do it again now 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Gettin' horny now 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Do it again now 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Do it now 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Do it again now 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Gettin' horny now

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