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    "Who Put The Stump" Lyrics

    Bob Rivers

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    I'd like to find the guy
    Who done me wrong
    And stuck my butt up
    On this Christmas tree.

    Who put the stump
    In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
    Who took and jammed it
    In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
    Who stood the wood
    Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
    Who put the stick
    Up my hipty-dipty-dip?

    Who was that man?
    He shoved it up my can
    And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)

    When this angel heard
    Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
    A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
    Those pine tree needles sting me,
    Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
    You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)

    So who put the stump
    In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
    Who took and jammed it
    In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
    Who stood the wood
    Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
    Who put the stick
    Up my hipty-dipty-dip?

    Who took that bush
    And crammed it in my tush?
    He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)

    Each night when I'm alone,
    Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
    Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
    It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
    And every time I wiggle,
    Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
    A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)

    (Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
    Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
    Slipty-din-de-din
    Poopity poopity shoop ...)
    This song was last modified on December 23rd, 2005.
    Thanks to Nikki Rehman for the contribution to this song.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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