Bob Schneider - Side Show Tornado Lyrics

I got shattered heart membrane
I got hair on end
I'm a sea of strangers
I'm my only friend
I got bottom of the barrel
Empty bottle in my hand
I'm all eras baby
I'm an invisible man
Why'd you go

I got a million dollar headache
I got a thermal smile
I'm a sideshow tornado
I'll only stay for a while
I got a hole in my heart
I gotta get out of town
I'm a truckload of trouble
I'm not fucking around
Why'd you go

I got a drink special hairdo
I got a grandfather stare
I got a cop in my rearview
That I wish wasn't there
I got way too much free time
I've got nowhere to hide
The whole world's on fire
& I'm frozen inside
Why'd you go