Bowling for Soup - 99 Biker Friends Lyrics

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Such a big man 
Such a little chick 
I think it all goes back to your tiny 
Pick-up truck in the driveway 
With a sticker on the window 
"Rest in Peace Number 3" 
Tell all your friends 
How you put her in her place 
7 pounds of makeup 
Just to hide her beat up face 
Such a pretty face 

It takes a tough man to slap her around 
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down 
She's wearing shades but we all see 
Behind the tinted glass 
And I've got 99 biker friends 
That wanna kick your ass 

You tell her that you're sorry 
Blame it on the beer 
Your dad was mean to you 
Your friends think you're an asshole 
And I do too 
Over compensatin' for your small shoes 
Taking her away but you won't say when 
Hold her in your arms 
Tell her this won't happen again 
When will this end? 

Well it takes a tough man to slap her around 
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down 
She's wearing shades but we all see 
Behind the tinted glass 
And I've got 99 biker friends 
That wanna kick your ass 

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now 
With his trusty nun-chucks 
Chuck Norris is still alive 
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger 
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger" 
Let's get the A-Team 
50 Cent with his bling-bling 
And a couple of prison guards 

It takes a tough man to slap her around 
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down 
You're such a tough guy 
She's wearing shades but we all see 
Behind the tinted glass 
And I've got 99 biker friends 
That wanna kick your ass 

(99 biker friends) 
I hope that you can run fast 
(just wanna mention this) 
Start runnin' now 
(99 biker friends) 
just wanna mention this 
(just wanna mention this) 
We're gonna kick your ass 

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lyrics submitted by Jenny on 13-07-2007