Bowling for Soup - Assman Lyrics

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I tried to break into your house on Friday night 
I got attacked by your big dog 
I tried to play my guitar at your window side 
Your mother said it was her room 

I didn't know it! 
I didn't know it! 
I didn't know it! 
I didn't know it! 

I left my phone off of the hook one friday night 
You got pissed off and called my friend. 
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight 
What did I say that wasn't right 

I didn't know it! 
I didn't know it! 
I didn't know it! 
I didn't know it! 

Why don't you be my one and only friend 
Why don't you be my sidekick 
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman 
You be Paul to my Letterman 
(Your're Yoko Ono I'm John Lennon) 
(You be Marrie I'll Donnie Osmond) 
(You're Emmitt Smith and I'll Troy Aikman) 

I waited for you once to pick me up from work 
You never showed and I was stuck 
I left a message with your dad that I came by 
He said you had another guy 

I didn't know it! 
I didn't know it! 
I didn't know it! 
I didn't know it! 

Why don't you be my one and only friend 
Why don't you be my sidekick 
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman 
(You be Marrie I'll Donnie Osmond)

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lyrics submitted by Autumn(JDM)
lyrics corrected by dANI on 29-04-2008