"Too Drunk..." Lyrics

I guess we're doing uh too drunk to fuck right?

I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean buy the cheapest wine,
call up my friends to come and waste the day.

I got a dimeback, corduroys, colored sleeves,
and a bindle and some LSD.
Now im just lookin for a girl to meet to help me to forget my name.

I could spend my lifetime gettin high,
never wanna live in a suit and tie.
Most of us are just livin a lie,
what's wrong with gettin fucked up every night.

Im gettin drunk all night ohohoh
im gettin drunk all day
ooh im gettin drunk all night
im sorry but i have to say,
im too drunk to fuck.

Now the party was jumpin and the girls were fine
with the lipstick summer glaze.
I got so many women comin after me
i put some pussy on layaway.
I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck,
and i wouldn't wanna change a thing.
Young and dumb and full of cum
with a sugar loaded candy cane.

I could spend my lifetime gettin high.
never wanna live in a suit and tie.
Most of us are just livin a lie,
what's wrong with gettin fucked up every night.

Im gettin drunk all night
ohohoh im gettin drunk all day
ohohoh im gettin drunk all night
ohohoh im gettin drunk all day
ohohoh im gettin drunk all night
ohohoh im gettin drunk all day
ohohoh im gettin drunk all night,
im sorry but i have to say.
IM TOO DRUNK TO FUCK YOU!
aaahh yeah im too drunk to fuck you

I can't eat cant sleep and im bored as fuck
And the girl i want just walked away.
She just found out im too drunk to fuck,
Looks like im not gettin laid.
I could spend my lifetime gettin high,
Never wanna live in a suit and tie.
Most of us are just livin a lie,
What's wrong with gettin fucked up every night.

Im gettin drunk all night
ohohoh im gettin drunk all day
ohohoh im gettin drunk all night
ohohoh im gettin drunk all day
ohohoh im gettin drunk all night
ohohoh im gettin drunk all day
ohohoh im gettin drunk all night.
Im sorry but i have to say,
IM TOO DRUNK TO FUCK YOU! YAAAAA...
IM TOO DRUNK TO FUCK YOU.
IM TOO DRUNK TO FUCK YOU

Somebody help me
Lord have mercy, somebody help me
I can't fuckin breathe
I'm too drunk to fuck