Panic! At The Disco

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Rhythm	9.8
Melody	9.8
Instruments	9.8
Lyrics	9.8
Vocal	9.7
This song has been reviewed 52 times. Overall score for this song, 9.8.

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Song details
Title	There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Ho
Artist	Panic! At The Disco
Album	A Fever You Can't Sweat Out (2005) , Track 12
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Song lyrics

Send "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Ho" ringtones to your cell

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Whoa, everything goes according to plan

I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get at all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them your name is "Cheap"
I bet to them you look like sh--

Talk to the mirror, choke back tears.
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get at all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

Send "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Ho" ringtones to your cell

lyrics submitted by weneed_avacancy on 12-11-2005

lyrics corrected on 03-12-2006

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02-08-2006 17:04 ir1shpunker
1 posts	HOw about the title of it is THere's a good reason these tables are numbered honey you just havent figured it out yet......but il ove this song nonetheless
03-08-2006 20:59 Sasha_92
6 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal The word is Cancer not Cantor. it says cancer in the booklet to the album whitch is written by the band so if you say that panic! has written un corectly, then its your problem.
08-08-2006 16:50 pinglie
5 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal this song makes me soooo happy!! i can't stop listening to it
11-08-2006 06:46 lightingstorm
1 posts	the title of the song is theres a good reason these tables arent numbered yet honey, you just havent thought of it yet
01-09-2006 17:16 rlm90
9 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal I absolutely love this song. It's my favorite on the album, maybe. I can't actually pick. I love the big band sound they have, and the trumpet solo in the middle. Its great. The lyrics are amazingly thoughtful yet all my friends manage to over look them and get lost in the music part. I love this song because I've yet to manage to overplay it. There's always something new I catch.
01-09-2006 23:14 ICEBERGirl
531 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal i love the I'm a diva!!!! part... hahaha its so funny!!! i love P!ATD !!!!!!!!
09-10-2006 22:05 DontGo
19 posts	their album is really good, and this song.. well just lets say i LOVE it! especially the part "And keep telling yourself that, "i'm a diva!" everytime i hear this song i just have to sing that part
22-10-2006 18:01 threesmiles
9 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH THAT IT HAS A PLAY COUNT OVER 100 ON MY IPOD GO ME!!!!!! lOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO!! hOPEFULLY GOING TO SEE THEM SOON!!
22-10-2006 20:15 AznSeaweed
2 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal I love this song. The lyrics are probubly the best part of the whole song. "Haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer"? Umm that's AMAZING!
31-10-2006 03:26 pnkpigg2
29 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10-01-2007 01:47 justamonkey7
5 posts	I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! "I'M THE NEW CANCER NEVER LOOKED BETTER AND YOU CANT STAND IT" I love it!!! good job Panic! at the disco [offtopic] I ♥ Ryan
11-01-2007 18:07 Cristine
21 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal THIS SONG FREAKIN' ROX OUT LOUD!!!
30-01-2007 18:30 Cristine
21 posts	This song freakin' rox out loud. i love Panic! At The Disco
20-02-2007 04:24 FOB_Mafia
110 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal I like the whole "spike the punch" part. Very hot! haha. Once again P!ATD gives their fans what they want
20-02-2007 04:27 FOB_Mafia
110 posts	Hmm? Theres a different name for this song that its under....oh well. This is another great hit by Panic!
10-03-2007 11:32 PAM00
11 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal P!ATD IS MADA FRIGGIN AWESOME!!! "Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and..."
10-07-2007 21:35 mike_lol
15 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal You can't stand it
28-07-2008 17:15 sugarxsplash
86 posts	Omg, omg, omg, omg I 3 Panic at the Disco. This song is amazinggg.