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Eminem - Ass Like That Lyrics

Song details
TitleAss Like That
ArtistEminem
AlbumEncore [2004], Track 14
GenreHip-Hop, Rap
Duration05:43
Rank129 (+22) history »
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Song lyrics
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams,
I think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
submitted by MusicAndLyrics on 05-11-2004
corrected on 18-11-2011


450 comments, showing 401 to 425page 17 of 18

 Song comments
  15-12-2004 02:09 DLBinSPG 
DLBinSPG
 
4 posts
{eminem parody}
this is so funny, it make me laugh and
I never heard a song like that
the way he says it it makes my mouth go
L M A O
{/ eminem parody}
  15-12-2004 00:30 eminem_rox 
eminem_rox
 
500 posts
worst on the album
  12-12-2004 06:04 xxxpunkbabexxx 
xxxpunkbabexxx
 
211 posts
Haven't heard this song and don't want to cuz I hate rap with a passion, but this song's lyrics are fucking hilarious.
  11-12-2004 07:53 shox 
shox
 
11 posts


dis song is good~!!!

everytime its on and i'm with my fwends i love singing the "DOING DOING DOING"
bit l0lz its kwel.
foh annoying ppl~!
this song is mad

  09-12-2004 21:40 freestyle_machi 
freestyle_machi
 
2 posts
LOL I believe I just saw someone telling Eminem to get a life... you realize that he'll have more of a life than any of us posting on this board? K.
  07-12-2004 01:07 fearinabottle 
fearinabottle
 
540 posts
i love em in case you dont know. And if my pee pee could go doing doing doing im sure it would lol
  06-12-2004 18:37 stonecoldsteven 
stonecoldsteven
 
3 posts
ya that song rock!! the liryc is too funny
my favorite song in that album
  06-12-2004 02:52 xx_bibendum_xx 
xx_bibendum_xx
 
4 posts
OMG! That is the most hilarious song ever! He sounds like he's doing an osama accent, but it's really triumph the comic dog, eh? LOL!
  05-12-2004 03:05 joojie 
joojie
 
2 posts
psh....girls were disgusted...im a girl and luv this song....
  05-12-2004 00:42 girl1013 
girl1013
 
1 posts
Its kinda funny but really sexist whether its a joke or not its degrading to women so i dunno why girls would support it
  04-12-2004 18:07 alliemycutie 
alliemycutie
 
39 posts
eminem is hillharryass! i dont care what anyone says this song is amazing...hes so funny! i love the voices...hes crazy...this album is hot this song is hott and em is hot! go slim!!!
  03-12-2004 00:47 iluuvkanye 
iluuvkanye
 
4 posts
I FUCKIN luuuuuuuuuv this song!

"hillary duff is not guite old enuff so so i aint never seen a BUTT like dat"

hilarious. all i gotta say is eminem, u did it again
(Dats wat u get hillary yo wannabe ass)
  02-12-2004 12:43 spunkmeyer 
spunkmeyer
 
9 posts
I love this song. By the way, did you know that this is Eminems best song from this album?
I've heared too taht he wanted to quit. I also heared that he said "if I'm over 30 and my white ass is still on stage, plese kick me out cuz I dont wanna be like thos old farts that still play their old shit when nobody is listening to it."( I dont remember the exact words) And remember "say good bye to holliwood"? He wanted to quit and he wrote about it. But I think something makes him stay. I hope he does stay in rap.
And to those stupid asses who hate EMINEM, go suck dicks. Oh, eminem cusses too fuckin much.. who gives a fuck??? You dont cuss, good, so get your botanic ass out of here.
  30-11-2004 04:05 ingasluv 
ingasluv
 
2 posts
This would make a classic video if Triumph the Insult Dog was rapping it! Slim does the voice spot on!

10 out of 10 for this whole album!!
  29-11-2004 19:58 missbrandonboyd 
missbrandonboyd
 
5 posts
this song is funny .. i dont listen to eminem, however he has a good sense of humor
  28-11-2004 05:58 m005t0_h12U 
m005t0_h12U
 
64 posts
hey pplz remember how someone said that em's gonna retire? well, its true just go to this website

http://www.vote-america.org/Eminemvs50Cent5.html

this is wat it said:

A November report by Ireland Online states that Eminem claims he wants to give up his international fame in return for the quiet life. The music icon says he is tired of the limelight and wishes he could reverse the effects of stardom. He said: "I would take it back to where I made a comfortable living. I would just make music, have people appreciate it, even if it's a few people that like it, and be able to walk to a mall, walk to a store."
  27-11-2004 20:44 crazytanya 
crazytanya
 
31 posts
pepsi i dunno wut u talkin bout, u just need a sense humor, this song is crazy sick eminem does it AGAIN creating hot songs, he never gets old.
  27-11-2004 19:29 Pepsi_226 
Pepsi_226
 
2,030 posts
eventually, i hope marshall lays off on the cussin... gettin old


me> <eminem
  27-11-2004 19:23 joojie 
joojie
 
2 posts
I LUV THIS SONG!!!! its soo funi....everything about it...its too funi....wut else can i say.... THIS SONG ROKZ!!!! lol....i luv thae part......u make my pipi go todotoingtoing!!!
  26-11-2004 02:22 G_G_G_UNITSgirl 
G_G_G_UNITSgirl
 
6 posts
i love it. its so funy. fell on the floor lafing
  25-11-2004 04:43 joeofthej 
joeofthej
 
55 posts
wish this guy would get a life horrible.. just horrible
  24-11-2004 14:12 bittersweety 
bittersweety
 
174 posts
stuck in my head
  23-11-2004 20:10 rubberducky3832 
rubberducky3832
 
132 posts
FUCKING FUNNY!!!
  23-11-2004 10:35 charlieas 
charlieas
 
350 posts
this song is so gud i love it!!! !!!!
  22-11-2004 19:25 hAy332Hay 
hAy332Hay
 
1 posts
Eminem I dont no how u do it but with those songs of ures u make my niples go a bounce bounce bounce this song makes me lmao

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