Eminem

Genre: Hip-Hop, R&B, Electronic, Rap

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Song score

Rhythm	8.4
Melody	8.4
Instruments	8.6
Lyrics	9.2
Vocal	8.7
This song has been reviewed 21 times. Overall score for this song, 8.7.

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Eminem - Em Calls Paul (skit) Lyrics

8.7
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Song details
Title	Em Calls Paul (skit)
Artist	Eminem
Album	Encore (2004) , Track 12
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Song lyrics

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[Aye yo Paul, It's Em 
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing 
And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video 
What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?' 
Well I'll show him who's really 'bad' 
Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls 
You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror' 
And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough' 
Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video? 
Well he'll always be that Michael to me 
And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white' 
Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons 
And I hope they all fucking die! 
How do you like that? 
And I like him, I like him a lot 
I want to touch him but I can't 
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit 
Sorry 
Anyways, call me back 
I have this idea about how I want to end the show 
So, hit me when you get this message fucker 
Oh, and by the way 
No I don't have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]

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lyrics submitted on 04-11-2004

lyrics corrected on 04-11-2004

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10-11-2004 02:04 Peepin918
19 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal the voice of eminem makes it the best skit on the album.
13-11-2004 02:59 Ryebaby1221
8 posts	CRACKED UP when he said Excuse me, I'm taking a shit AAH AAH AAH AAH
13-11-2004 07:09 Slim_Shady22
23 posts	kinda F'd up, but okay i guess...
13-11-2004 14:47 e_minem
10 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons And I hope they all forking die! How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot I want to touch him but I can't Excuse me, I'm taking a shit Sorry is so funny
14-11-2004 19:55 lawnmower_laura
31 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal Best skit ever its so funny love the end (i havent got a gun bit) i laugh my head off eveytime i hear it
16-11-2004 01:51 eminem_rox
500 posts	toooo funnnnyyyy!!!!!!!! i wanna touch him, but i cant haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
16-11-2004 18:51 LeLox
1,136 posts	It's not that bad guyz,ha?
16-11-2004 18:52 LeLox
1,136 posts	Ooopsss....wrong replay on the wrong song excuse me complete as if ya neva saw ma comment!
16-11-2004 18:56 LeLox
1,136 posts	Reply*** SoRRRyyyyy
16-11-2004 19:03 LeLox
1,136 posts	Well....now that's ma openion on this...umm..song??!! anywayz....He's sooo damn forkin' funnny!! it's reallllllly kewl n i love it!! didn't i tell ya be4 he RRoXX
17-11-2004 20:24 slimshady_lady
47 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal This is a guy with my sence of humor! Hes so forking funny. I dont know how he does it, but "his songs can make me cry, take me by surprice, and at the same time, make me dry my eyes with the same rhyme, se what youre seeing is a genius at work ".. his so forking funny, and he does lyrics that make you wanna cry, or wanna JUST FORK HIM TIL' HE'S MINE! cuz he so hot too.. Tell me something he doesnt have? ..
17-11-2004 20:33 christurek28
1,600 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal I hate every skit on any rap album, waste of time.
18-11-2004 20:26 lustrouslips
23 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal ROFL!! ITS SO FUNNY 'SORRY IM TAKING A SHIT' LMFAOO
24-11-2004 17:37 Lenny2
78 posts	hes taking a shit in this skit and the sounds are there, thats just wrong
24-11-2004 20:00 SingSongPixi
49 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal sick and twisted... like the song kim... 'Ha! Go ahead yell! Here I'll scream with you! AH SOMEBODY HELP! Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? Now shut the fork up and get what's coming to you' ------- im not even gna ask wot goez thru emz hed wen he thinx up deze lyricz
04-12-2004 03:40 Westside_Rider
96 posts	this is an alright album, but i agree with christurek28,all the skits on rpa albums suck and there a waste of time but otherwise this albums pretty good
05-12-2004 21:09 crack_head95
6 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal It was funny when i heard it cuz i was takein a shit when i herd it.
05-12-2004 21:12 crack_head95
6 posts	P.S. lelox is gay = constapation
11-12-2004 19:44 Mandy08
6 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal omg th isthe funnyist forkin skit he has ever done hes so hilarious! i like it whe he gies...and i like him...i like him alot...and i wanna touch him..but i cant...HAHAHAAHA! i love this man!!! this is what i wanna do to him.....
14-12-2004 15:53 victorine
3,099 posts	this is absolutly hilarious!! it is so funny
14-12-2004 21:24 Kris_Krimson
3 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal It's a funny skit, considering he named almost every radioworthy Jack-O tune in there while insulting the noseless wonder. "Thriller, Wanna be startin' something, Bad, The man in the mirror, Beat it, Can't stop til I get enough, Do you remember the time, Billie Jean, Doesn't matter if you're black or white".....man oh man...Eminem really had his Michael Jackson years. Pretty scary.... As far as music is concerned, this is shit. It speaks for itself. How can you guys hang a 5 on this garbage? Props for the extensive knowledge of the Jackson discography. He's brilliant.
29-12-2004 06:33 bLoNdEiNsiDe73
18 posts	excuse me, im taking a shit hahahahahhahahahahhahaha... LMAO
29-12-2004 06:38 bLoNdEiNsiDe73
18 posts	sooooooo true slimshadylady... he has absolutely everything. his songs r just so emotional... whether they make u laugh your ass off, such as in rain man, or cry ur eyes out, like mockingbird. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!
01-01-2005 18:34 Darizzie
79 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal Ok I don't think this is funny at all! I know How he changes his voice,and its sad! He used something that people who cant or has a hard time being heard!
12-01-2005 22:00 JP7
73 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal