Eminem

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Song score

Rhythm	8.4
Melody	8.4
Instruments	8.6
Lyrics	9.2
Vocal	8.7
This song has been reviewed 21 times. Overall score for this song, 8.7.

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Eminem - Em Calls Paul (skit) Lyrics

8.7
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Song details
Title	Em Calls Paul (skit)
Artist	Eminem
Album	Encore (2004) , Track 12
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Song lyrics

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[Aye yo Paul, It's Em 
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing 
And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video 
What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?' 
Well I'll show him who's really 'bad' 
Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls 
You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror' 
And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough' 
Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video? 
Well he'll always be that Michael to me 
And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white' 
Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons 
And I hope they all fucking die! 
How do you like that? 
And I like him, I like him a lot 
I want to touch him but I can't 
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit 
Sorry 
Anyways, call me back 
I have this idea about how I want to end the show 
So, hit me when you get this message fucker 
Oh, and by the way 
No I don't have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]

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lyrics submitted on 04-11-2004

lyrics corrected on 04-11-2004

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12-01-2005 23:16 Chez16_2004
6 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal Thiss is the funnyest thing i have ever heard in my life hahahhahaha "i hate plastic surgeons and i hope they all fuking dieeee"hahahahahah eminem is a funi kidaa
13-01-2005 00:57 MercyS1025
4 posts	This Skit Is Soooo Funny! I LOOOVVE IT! "I Wanna Touch Him But I Can't.... I Hate Plastic Surgons And I Hope They All......Die!" I (Got The Edited Version.)
18-01-2005 22:27 DaNi_Fr
129 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal juste love it ^^
27-02-2005 04:06 xxx_kitty_xxx
44 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal "And I hate plastic surgeons And I hope they all forking die! How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot I want to touch him but I can't" ^ ^ ^ funny shit this skit iz so funny, how can u not lyk it?
01-03-2005 19:30 coolliberal2005
38 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal "toooo funnnnyyyy!!!!!!!! i wanna touch him, but i cant haaaaaaaaaaaaaa" LOOOOOOOOL!!!!! I also like the part where he says "I hate plastic surgeons and I hope they all forking die!!!" Good shit
05-03-2005 11:13 xxxGLITTERxxx
89 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal lmfao this skits so funny! GO EM!
23-03-2005 21:04 double_t
73 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal i love eminems acsent when he uses the voice changer its hiarious i love it its so funny and i love the way he makes fun of micheal jackson its so funny its the best skit eminem ever made
02-05-2005 19:08 _Fanatic_
14 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal I kind of don't understand the point of the skit, because he's talking about having a new gun, but the skit has nothing to do with the gun or something??? WTF? Anyways, I still like it.
16-05-2005 18:36 Roxyblu
6 posts	Em is so forking funny!!! i love this skit the best skit ever. "excuse me i'm taking a shit" funny shit!!! love him lots.
14-09-2005 21:12 ilurvmusic
7 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal mm...and i like him...i like him a lot...wna tuch him....buh i cnt yup yup gr8 sturff keep it up
09-02-2007 16:48 SilverburstSG
13 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal Holy freaking CRAP this man is a genius........ I have NEVER heard a bad or even a less-than-good eminem song and this is just...friggin...