Uncle Bernie's got me on his knee Chocolate fingers in his tea he thinks he's supercool but he's a fool and I've been sitting waiting here for hours Sydney won't get out the shower Another lazy boring xmas morning round at ours daddy, daddy told me you'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to If he know (he'd be cool) Oh, I'm not that bad, dad yeah yeah yeah daddy, daddy told me you'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to If he know (he'd be cool) Oh, I'm not that bad, dad yeah yeah yeah It's boring at christmas I'm no kid anymore and I'm too old for the panto and too young for the sauce but when the bells start ringing i start grinning and lose my christmas blues I'll get my kiss under the misletoe with you grandma's had the best of all the sweets picking toffee out her teeth she says she shoulda been a beauty queen and mother sighs as everybody shouts we don't want no soggy sprouts another lazy boring xmas morning round at ours daddy, daddy told me you'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to If he know (he'd be cool) Oh, I'm not that bad, dad yeah yeah yeah daddy, daddy told me you'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to If he know (he'd be cool) Oh, I'm not that bad, dad yeah yeah yeah It's boring at christmas I'm no kid anymore and I'm too old for the panto and too young for the sauce but when the bells start ringing i start grinning and lose my christmas blues I'll get my kiss under the misletoe with you