I rember way back when i was just a boy, goin places with my mom and dad, it used to scare me to death how momma used to act after six or seven beers she's had. we were sittin at a table when momma got disabled all the liquor runnin to her head, and soon I got to chokin daddy wasn't jokin when he grabbed me by the arm and said "CHORUS" don't look now momma's got her boobs out showing everybody in town, our faces turnin' red we were wishin we were dead, there where people standing all around when momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin, there's nothing anybody can do, you just hope and pray there never comes a day when momma's out drinkin with you "Verse 2" well we got her in the truck and we started drivin home when momma said she had to go, daddy pulled it over, we were standing on the shoulder while momma's puttin on a show well he started up the truck and momma stood up with her pants still around her knees, when we heard momma hollar if ya give me a dollar well I'll let you take a peek at these. "CHORUS"