Mother-in-law, mother-in-law Mother-in-law, mother-in-law The worst person I know Mother-in-law, mother-in-law She worries me so Mother-in-law, mother-in-law If she leave us alone We would have a happy home Sent from down below Mother-in-law, mother-in-law Mother-in-law, mother-in-law Sin should be her name Mother-in-law, mother-in-law To me they are about the same Mother-in-law, mother-in-law Everytime I open my mouth Then she tries to put me out How could she stoop so low Mother-in-law, mother-in-law Mother-in-law, mother-in-law I come home with my pay Mother-in-law, mother-in-law She ask me what I made Mother-in-law, mother-in-law She thinks her advice is a constitution If she would leave that should be the solution And don't come back no more My mother-in-law, mother-in-law....