My doll is as danty as a sparow Her figure is something to applaud Where she's narrow She's narrow as an arrow And she's broad. Where a broad. Should be broad A 101 pounds of fun That's my little honey bun! Get a load of honey bun tonight! I'm speaking of my sweetie pie, Only 60 inches high! Every inch is packed with dynamite!! Her hair is blonde and curly, Her curls and hurly-burly Her lips are pips! I call her hips, Twirly and whirly! She's my baby I'm her pap I'm her booby She's my trap I'm caught and I don't wanna run 'Cause im having so much fun with honey bun! A 101 pounds of fun That's my little honey bun! Get a load of honey bun tonight! I'm speaking of my sweetie pie, Only 60 inches high! Every inch is packed with dynamite! Her hair is blonde and curly, Her curls and hurly-burly Her lips are pips! I call her hips! Twirly and whirly! I'm caught and I don't wanna run 'Cause im having so much fun with honey bun! I'm caught and I don't wanna run 'Cause im having so much fun with honey bun! (Believe me sonny) She's a cookie who can cook 'til your done (Ain't bein' funny) Sonny put your money on MY honey bun!!!!!!! (reprise) A 101 pounds of fun That's my little honey bun! Get a load of honey bun tonight! I'm speaking of my sweetie pie, Only 60 inches high! Every inch is packed with dynamite! Her hair is blonde and curly, Her curls and hurly-burly Her lips are pips! I call her hips! Twirly and whirly! She's my baby I'm her pap I'm her booby She's my trap I'm caught and I don't wanna run 'Cause im having so much fun with honey bun! And that's the finish And it's time to go for now the show is done We hope you liked us And we hope that when you leave you seat and run Down to the mess hall You'll enjoy your dinner each and everyone Save me some TURKEY And put some chesnut dressin on our honey bun!!